sketch-househusbands

Tue, 10 Jul 2007 22:15:49 +0200

[Two men sit at a bench]

Fred: Here again?

BOB: Yes! Where else can i be?

FRED: Home?

BOB: And for you....home?

FRED: No! You know why?

BOB: The same reason as me.

FRED: Yep!

BOB: To escape the Warpath!

FRED: Me? The Volcano!

BOB: A She devil in disguise.

FRED: More jekyll than hyde.

BOB: Bloody Nappies?

FRED: Damn washing powder!

pause.

BOB: Are we men anymore?

FRED: That's what she said to me.

BOB: You do the honourable thing....

FRED: And suddenly you're no good for the bedroom.

BOB: [Imitating her voice] keep it tidy.

FRED: [Follows accordingly] Stock up the fridge with wine

BOB: I prepared some nouvelle cuisine.

FRED: Not good enough.

BOB: Got it in one.

FRED: What was it?

BOB: Spaghetti bolagnaise.

FRED: That's hard.

BOB: Well! It's not Bacon and beans.

FRED: Mine's even watching the football.

BOB: Where as mine plays rugby.

FRED: With you?

BOB: Got the bruises to prove it.

FRED: Who'll be a house husband?

BOB: It's a fate worse than death.

FRED: Better get back.

BOB: Same too.

FRED: Same time tomorrow.

BOB: Depends?

FRED: Mine's threatening to go drinking with the girls.

BOB: Oh! Good luck.

FRED: Cheers. Its murder clearing curry off the walls.

BOB: Try donar kebabs.

[They both leave.]

BOB:

FRED:

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