tag:120470.blog.co.uk,2009-11-09:/MokoFeed2009-11-09T06:00:08+01:00tag:120470.blog.co.uk,2007-07-10:/2007/07/10/sketch_househusbands~2611905/fuzzy702007-07-10T22:15:49+02:002007-07-10T22:15:49+02:00 <p>[Two men sit at a bench]</p> <p>Fred: Here again?</p> <p>BOB: Yes! Where else can i be?</p> <p>FRED: Home?</p> <p>BOB: And for you....home?</p> <p>FRED: No! You know why?</p> <p>BOB: The same reason as me.</p> <p>FRED: Yep!</p> <p>BOB: To escape the Warpath!</p> <p>FRED: Me? The Volcano!</p> <p>BOB: A She devil in disguise.</p> <p>FRED: More jekyll than hyde. </p> <p>BOB: Bloody Nappies?</p> <p>FRED: Damn washing powder!</p> <p>pause.</p> <p>BOB: Are we men anymore?</p> <p>FRED: That's what she said to me. </p> <p>BOB: You do the honourable thing....</p> <p>FRED: And suddenly you're no good for the bedroom.</p> <p>BOB: [Imitating her voice] keep it tidy.</p> <p>FRED: [Follows accordingly] Stock up the fridge with wine</p> <p>BOB: I prepared some nouvelle cuisine.</p> <p>FRED: Not good enough.</p> <p>BOB: Got it in one.</p> <p>FRED: What was it?</p> <p>BOB: Spaghetti bolagnaise.</p> <p>FRED: That's hard.</p> <p>BOB: Well! It's not Bacon and beans. </p> <p>FRED: Mine's even watching the football.</p> <p>BOB: Where as mine plays rugby.</p> <p>FRED: With you?</p> <p>BOB: Got the bruises to prove it.</p> <p>FRED: Who'll be a house husband?</p> <p>BOB: It's a fate worse than death.</p> <p>FRED: Better get back.</p> <p>BOB: Same too.</p> <p>FRED: Same time tomorrow.</p> <p>BOB: Depends?</p> <p>FRED: Mine's threatening to go drinking with the girls.</p> <p>BOB: Oh! Good luck.</p> <p>FRED: Cheers. Its murder clearing curry off the walls.</p> <p>BOB: Try donar kebabs. </p> <p>[They both leave.]</p> <p>BOB: </p> <p>FRED: </p> <p>FRED: </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://120470.blog.co.uk/2007/07/10/sketch_househusbands~2611905/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:120470.blog.co.uk,2007-07-09:/2007/07/09/blogging~2601829/fuzzy702007-07-09T14:08:01+02:002007-07-09T14:08:01+02:00 <p>Ok, </p> <p>Here goes,my first blog. How do you fellow bloggers earn money from this? Please let me know. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://120470.blog.co.uk/2007/07/09/blogging~2601829/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:120470.blog.co.uk,2007-07-09:/2007/07/09/title~2601821/fuzzy702007-07-09T14:07:21+02:002007-07-09T14:07:21+02:00 <p>Ok, </p> <p>Here goes,my first blog. How do you fellow bloogers earn money from this? Please let me know. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://120470.blog.co.uk/2007/07/09/title~2601821/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>